Tools So Powerful, You’ll Feel Like a Wrecking Ball in a Garden Party

Features

 

  1. The Perfect Throw™ Technology
    "Our algorithm ensures your newsletter hits the target, even if your aim in real life is, well... let’s just say you’re not joining the MLB anytime soon."

  2. Customizable Bricks
    "Choose from a range of brick sizes, colors, and graffiti fonts to match your brand’s tone. Whether you're launching a product or just venting frustrations, we've got a brick for that."

  3. Analytics (or ‘Brick-Tracking’)
    "See exactly who got hit — and how hard. Track opens, clicks, and broken windows to measure the impact of your campaigns."

  4. Automated Brick Delivery
    "Too busy to throw your own bricks? Let our automated system handle it for you. We’ll smash inboxes on schedule so you can relax."

  5. Personalized Messages
    "Nothing says 'I care' quite like a brick with a personal touch. Add subscriber names to your messages for that extra splinter-in-the-heart feeling."